If only, if only…

…more exam questions were like this:

A woman presents with hemorrhagic enterocolitis… of the ass. Which of the following is the most likely cause of her rectal bleeding?
a) A succulent, juicy New York strip.
b) A tender, grilled lamb shank with mint jelly.
c) A Morton’s gourmet hamburger, hand ground from rump meat.
d) Duck L’Orange.

Last week, I was hit with a bit of post-Mini malaise. Between the crisis of the exam center sending out incorrect scores twice (which nearly gave one of my pals a heart attack), the reception of my actual scores (2 As, 2…not As), and the clash of the classroom and real life, I was feeling really drained. However, once Mini I rolls around, there’s barely any time to lick wounds before Mini II is upon us, so I really needed to get back in gear. Luckily, I have awesome friends who know how to cheer me up and a ruthless internal drill sergeant. I really need to step up my game in pharm and from here on in, micro needs special attention. Let’s hope that the Lippincott textbook I ordered a month ago comes in one of these days…

Oh, by the way, the answer is c. Stop by this hilarious blog for some “medical tragicomedy”.

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